If I were you…

Normally you wouldn’t be caught dead saying “I were,” right? It sounds like terrible grammar. If you heard someone say “I were in France last week,” you’d ridicule them straight …

Scratch that nitch

Hot off the Sloppy Bullets press—a lesson in spelling, with a little side detour into pronunciation, just for laughs. Let’s get right to it, shall we? Take a moment to …